In a previous post, Dummy vs. Idiot, I define the difference between these two terms by looking back at the Bush administration. In case you don’t have time to read it: dummy is to idiot what Bush is to Rumsfeld, for example. Today, I can give you a more updated example. Dummy is...
Lady Gaga: No Go-Go
A sold-out concert planned for June 3 in Jakarta, Indonesia has been canceled by Lady Gaga due to threats of violence by religious hard-liners. This has started me thinking about extremism, and God. As far as I understand, most religions teach that God is love, and this infinite love (both...
LiquiGlide: The End Of Anticipation
I’m sure that you’ve already heard of LiquiGlide. According to many a blog, this is the invention that you’ve been waiting for your entire life. It seems that the days of ketchup bottle torture will soon be over: 1. Your own, as you will no longer have to wait (at...
Dumbassitis: A New Epidemic
According to the CDC, a resistant strain of dumbassitis has swept the political landscape this year. One spokesperson for the health organization explained, “We have always had dumbasses in politics, but this year we’re seeing symptomatic stupidity with heightened intensity and...
#TWAG: The World According To GOP
The GOP used to be the Grand Old Party. But, Joe Biden is never more concise, or correct when he says, “This is not your father’s Republican party.” No truer truth exists. The Republican party is no longer grand, it is more outdated than old, and it’s certainly no...
Grey’s Anatomy: An Open Letter To Shonda Rhimes
Dear Ms. Rhimes, So, you did it. You killed off Lexie. I thought I would be furious with you, but I’m not even angry . I was sort of expecting it. For this, I have to give you credit. You made sure everyone knew that a beloved character would be killed off, so we were somewhat...
I Want My TV: In Defense Of Television & TV Series
I can’t stand it when people say that television is bad for kids. Yes, letting kids sit in front of the TV for hours at a time is bad, but the real problem in this scenario is the parenting. My kids learned about the alphabet, empathy and humor from Elmo and the rest of the Sesame...
Grey’s Anatomy: We’re Going To Be Blue
Whenever I want to take a break from writing my rants about the latest ridiculous, stupid, close-minded, hypocritical thing some Rep has done somewhere in these incredibly Dis-United (because of the Reps) States of America, I watch TV, TV series, that is. I get the news on the internet and...
JLP & BOND: Brotherhood Of Needy Dumbasses
Who needs SNL when we have Jesse Lee Peterson on Youtube making outrageous claims about women for our entertainment? In his sermon, “How Liberal Women are Building a Shameless Society,” Peterson castigates women for “evils” ranging from homosexuality and gay marriage, to abortion and...
The Crazy Man Who Cried Crazy
The way I deal with sexism is this: I take the piss out of it. It works, nine times out of ten. Sarcasm is a tool most men have a hard time handling. They make a reference to my boobs, I ask them about the size of their penis. They propose that my arguing with them is because I have my...