5 Things I Learned On Super Tuesday
I didn’t learn a lot watching the Super Tuesday results on CNN, but I did learn 5 super important things:
1. Sarah Palin says WAh-sill-ah (accent on the 1st syllable) instead of wah-SILL-uh (the usual English prononciation). Was she speaking Native Alaskan or just being her usual clueless self?
2. Speaking of Sarah Palin, it’s too bad her intelligence doesn’t match her “downhominess.”
3. We should have a Senior Services organization in this country (like Child Services). If we did, we could have reported Santorum for keeping his 93-year old mom standing on the stage throughout his entire Ohio speech.
4. Elizabeth Santorum looks like Rick Santorum with a wig.
5. Mitt Romney and Calista Gingrich would have been a match made in robot heaven.
There you have them, short but not so sweet. Did you learn anything? Come on, share.
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Here’s what I learned:
1. Newt Gingrich is at the pinnacle of his ego trip. To hear him talk, you’d think he was winning the race.
2. Rick Santorum looks younger than he is. When he introduced the 93-year-old mother, I had to do the math real quick in my head: “If she’s 93 and he’s 14 . . . she had to be – ” Turns out he’s the same age as me, and I apparently am old enough to have had a 93-year-old mother. The truth hurts.
3. Mitt Romney gets the prize for using the word “America” the most times in a political speech in the history of . . . America. Also, he gets kudos for not gagging on so many cliches.
4. If any of these guys complain about the “mainstream media” being out to get them one more time, I’m going to punch one of them. Their crowds were extremely small and the cameras refused to show that. I’m fine with it, but those cameras saved their asses and made them seem more important than they are, so no complaining, guys.
LOL. It seems that you also learned quite a few Super things on Super Tuesday as well! Thanks for visiting.